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How? How did I not know about this invention? Maybe most of you already know about this sucker. But for those of you who live in the cave-dwelling dark ages with me, I'm sharing this hard boiled egg miracle with you! (Actually, it's an omelet and poached egg miracle too!)

Okay so I'm scrolling Amazon for Christmas gifts on Black Friday. I usually do venture out into the madness each year, but this year the ads just didn't appeal to me. But do you know what did appeal to me? Sipping hot coffee braless and in fleece jammies while I checked shit off of my Christmas list. Oh hell yes.

About a half hour into my free-tittied shopping spree, I came across this egg cooker.

Well shit, mama just found herself a Christmas present.

Two days later this beauty showed up at my doorstep begging to be opened. Don't worry, baby, mama will open you. I won't let you stay trapped until Christmas. Let's get you out of that mean ol' box.

Okay, so this happened a week ago. My family and I have used this egg cooker over a dozen times! I even taught my 8 year old how to do it and she makes them on her own now (I supervise but do not help). It could not be easier and OMFG the eggs come out perfect.

EVERY TIME!

In less time than it would normally take you to boil water, these are done and ready to eat. To boot, they come out perfectly cooked and the peels slide right off!

Now the only thing I will say is a downside to this thing is that if you need a shit-ton of eggs, you'd probably want to do it the old fashioned way. This baby only cooks six eggs at a time. But omg it's so quick and easy. I'm in love.

What a perfect gift for someone who lives alone, is trying to eat healthy, or for a family who loves eggs like mine does. Anybody and everybody can pull this cooker out and make their own damn eggs! Ha.

It is so glorious to not have to watch a boiled pot, time it, then let the eggs sit for a certain amount of time covered. I always forget about them and then I miss that five minute window when they'll peel easy. It's such a pain in the ass. With this cooker, you have perfect eggs in no time and it has an alarm to tell you when it's done. You don't have to use your brain. This is a very good thing for me. My brain fails me more and more these days.

Now you would of course read the directions that come with your cooker before you make eggs for the first time, but this is how I do it. Omg so simple!

HOW TO MAKE HARD BOILED EGGS!

1. Fill water to the Hard Boiled Egg line and pour it into the cooker.

As you can see, if you prefer your eggs medium or soft boiled, you can simply fill to the desired line.

You can also cook omelets and poached eggs with this cooker! You get an omelet dish as well as a poached egg dish.

2. Poke holes in the bottom of your eggs (the fatter end) with the pointy stabby thing they give you.

3. Once you've put holes in all your eggs, put the lid on and press the button.

*Don't lock the lid. Just place it down without twisting it into lock position.

4. Once the alarm goes off, transfer eggs into icy water.

5. Wait about 5 minutes and then peel your magic eggs!

Look at the beauty! Those peels just glide right off. It's effortless!

LOOK AT THIS PERFECTION!

Gorgeous eggs that are delicious every time! Look at that bright, beautiful yellow!

Please Note: The pictorial demonstration in this blog is not meant to serve as the manufacturer's instructions.

If you need to make a larger quantity of hard boiled eggs but don't want to mess with the stovetop pain in the ass method, try my Easy Oven Hard Boiled Eggs!

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